LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There would be no apples if it weren’t for the bees that pollinate apple blossoms. Likewise, chocolate wouldn’t exist without the flies that pollinate the flowers of the cacao tree. In the coming week, Libra, I encourage you to imagine you’re analogous to those bees and flies–a social pollinator who spreads good influences from group to group and connects people who should be allies. In addition, I’d like you to imagine you’re cooking up metaphorical versions of chocolate mousse and apple pie. In other words, make it your goal to generate delicious effects that are both gourmet and down to earth. You might also want to be like another pollinator, bats. They ensure the fruitfulness of agave plants and hence are responsible for tequila.

This is dead on what I would like to do with my life. I love bringing people together for the greater good. The big question is, how do I get paid to pretend I’m a bee, fly, or bat?