i gave my concubine some booty this morning for talk like a pirate day.
all true.
i’ve signed my emails to him ‘[sparkle] bonney’ in honour of Anne Bonney, a wild irish pirate lass. i finally took the time to look up my true pirate name, and:
My pirate name is:
Mad Jenny Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
can i call it, or what?
(i have to laugh about the ‘jenny’ part. there was that spat in high school where, through no fault of my own, everyone i met thought my name was jenny.)
arrr. avast!
here there be pirates!