we picked up invites for our next hippie party last night.

so. funny.

the funniest invites i’ve ever read. for our essential communications they wrote a dialogue between guestarchus and sponsoracrates instead of just listing them out. there’s a text adventure game (> dance sponsor / you are not able to do that yet / > hug sponsor / you hug. it feels good.)

there’s even an excerpt from the alters in amber trillogy to explain about our many alters.

oh my goodness. i laughed and laughed and had to read the thing out loud to buttons, who was sitting right next to me trying to get an unrelated story out of the woman who was distributing the invites.